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- you can make a conscious decision to hang out in the kitchen sink for a while because you'll actually fit.
- when you do make a conscious decision to hang out in the kitchen sink for a while, it's pretty much guaranteed that all adults within seeing distance will find it terribly cute.
- when you then grab a slice of watermelon that happens to be nearby and begin chowing down, it's pretty much guaranteed that this will increase the cuteness of the situation tenfold, sending all adults in a half-mile radius diving for their cameras.